“Yeah I went fishing again.”
“Oh boy.”
“Yeah well.”
“Remember that time you—”
“What, snagged that baby moose with my fish hook?”
“Because you were showing off your experimental new casting style.”
“No gee I don’t remember the worst day of my life, not ringing any bells.”
“Because you were trying to impress whatsername.”
“Gosh yeah what was her name.”
“Worked over at the taxidermy place, conveniently.”
“She and the moose both with nice racks.”
“Oh that’s right and I ended up marrying her.”
“Oh yeah.”
“Right, because she broke it off with you right after that thing with the baby moose and came running over to my place to cry and cry.”
“All coming back to me now.”
3 July 2005 Fireland.com
